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We begin at Billy’s house, which is getting to be a regular location for the show. Apparently it’s our Main Brain’s turn to mentor a child, though he gets the much-less-terrifying (though somehow a worse actor) Willy to teach.

Kimberly and Trini are participating in about their fiftieth charity organization of the show thus far, this time Angel Grove’s version of the Big Sister program. However, they’ve lost their little sister, a twelve-year-old girl named Maria.

We open with the Juice Bar hosting a “cultural food festival,” which is rife with possibility for cultural stereotypes. Ernie strides in wearing a Hawaiian shirt and carrying cream pies, and two girls in hula skirts stop by to flirt and pinch his cheeks. Given the average age of Juice Bar customers, I’m more thanContinue reading “Mighty Morphin #1.06 – Food Fight”

We open, as usual, in the Juice Bar, where Kimberly is hosting a step class while Jason and Trini arm-wrestle. Also, Zack is wearing a rastacap.

We open with Jason trying to break the Juice Bar bench press record. He’s at 988, and admittedly, I am not by any means an expert on bench pressing, but that sounds absurdly high to me. Apparently 1010 will break the record. For a youth center.

Netflix keeps trying to skip the theme song. Clearly they don’t understand that we don’t play that game in this household. Kimberly and Trini are running a petition to get a dump site closed down, because not only is Trini a badass warrior queen, but she cares about the environment, too. The principal, Mr. Caplan,Continue reading “Mighty Morphin #1.03 – Teamwork”

Welcome, one and all, back to Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! If you missed my first recap and have no idea who or what the Power Rangers are, you should probably check that out. If you know who they are, you should probably still read it, because I like people reading the things I wrote. OnceContinue reading “Mighty Morphin #1.02 – High Five”

I’m about to embark upon the impossible. An episode-by-episode review of every single iteration of Power Rangers. There are, at present count, well over 800 episodes of the series. That’s…a lot. If you’re new to the series, or need a refresher, Power Rangers is a children’s television show that started in the 90s, starring teenagersContinue reading “Mighty Morphin #1.01 – Day of the Dumpster”